Classic Grindr

Courtesy of Chewbacca, who was unsure how to respond.

Courtesy of Chewbacca, who was unsure how to respond.

After meeting this guy. Lol.

After meeting this guy. Lol.

OMG honey, don’t we all?

OMG honey, don’t we all?

I always want to make porn at 2:30 in the afternoon.

I always want to make porn at 2:30 in the afternoon.

Hello stuff.

Hello stuff.

Enchanté =|
Translation: ‘hi you have a big dick’

Enchanté =|
Translation: ‘hi you have a big dick’

How on earth did he get Japanese from ‘Madame Morte’???

How on earth did he get Japanese from ‘Madame Morte’???

Cats speak louder than words

close-to-the-knives:

classicgrindr:

Open to with strings too for the right cock. Well then. I’m glad he knows what is important to him.

I think this is water sports…..

AHAHAHAHA omg water sports and with strings are not the same thing at all

close-to-the-knives:

classicgrindr:

Open to with strings too for the right cock. Well then. I’m glad he knows what is important to him.

I think this is water sports…..

AHAHAHAHA omg water sports and with strings are not the same thing at all

Open to with strings too for the right cock. Well then. I’m glad he knows what is important to him.

Open to with strings too for the right cock. Well then. I’m glad he knows what is important to him.

I am doing an experiment to see if the demographic of people who message me changes if I become one of the headless torsos of grindr and this is what happened. Verrrry interesting hmmmm. I knew there must be some kind of code talk the headless torsos would use in order to show each other their faces - I wasn’t expecting it to be this simple though… Over estimation, I guess…

Someone changed their mind!

Someone changed their mind!

The profile says:
“Living in Melbourne. Hopin. To meet some amazing genuine people to make this a move worth while”
Well then. I’m sure you’ll find all the amazing genuine people with conversation openers like that.

The profile says:
“Living in Melbourne. Hopin. To meet some amazing genuine people to make this a move worth while”
Well then. I’m sure you’ll find all the amazing genuine people with conversation openers like that.